INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY
Jasper is busy stacking blocks. Jasper notices that he is being filmed.
JASPER (VO)
Doo doo doo. Well, hello there. You've caught me in
the midst of my regular duties here taking care
of the home.
Jasper moves closer to the camera and does his classic "Valentino" pose.
JASPER (VO)
I'm so glad you've joined me. Today I'm going to show
you how to take care of the home and delight your
friends and family by building a decorative tower.
Jasper approaches camera, directly addressing his perceived audience.
JASPER (VO)
The first thing you need are some good quality blocks.
If you don't have any then ask your parents to get you
some. Give them a few days. If they still don't get you
any you'll have to steal some. That would be
a shame as you are rather young and it's best not to
have to get into that so soon. Fate will decide. Before
stealing your own blocks try crying and stamping your
feet. Some hosts will tell you to smelt your own but that's
about a $13,000 investment and a quick snatch and grab
at the dollar store will get things going much quicker...
CAMERA PERSON (OFFSCREEN)
Hey Jasper come here...
Jasper comes closer to the camera, flashing the million dollar smile that made him famous. His teeth glisten and his eyes shine. He gets closer and then stops.
JASPER (VO)
TMZ! You're not with HGTV?!!! What is this!! Get that camera out
of my face. You give me that camera. I am going to smash it!
The camera person backs away from the angry star but is not fast enough for Jasper who approaches the camera at lighting speed, reaching out and grasping for the lens.
JASPER (VO)
You come into my house. You trick me into thinking you are with HGTV - HD! Turn it off!
Jasper reaches out swiping at the camera. He grasps the lens. The frame goes black.
-THE END-
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